unexotic:

hemmolifestyle:

relahvant:

codename-lol:

yoiplait:

terms for penis you should not use in fics:

  • love stick
  • doinker
  • schlong
  • wankie
  • ding dong
  • 100% all-beef thermometer
  • bologna pony
  • stinky pickle
  • magic wand
  • divine rod
  • love muscle
  • power drill
  • captain winky
  • yogurt slinger
  • DNA rifle 

are you kidding im going to use all of these

STINKY PICKLE

yogurt slinger

balogna pony

kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

ven0moth:

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST PICTURE IVE EVER TAKEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

oknope:

i followed my heart and it led me into the fridge

hollabackhoe:

Me checking my final grades on the internet:

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